Sunday, July 29, 2012
Monday, July 16, 2012
Updated Miniature Avatars and Smurfs
So, let’s tell you about these little guys then!
Once upon a pixel time,
Imagine, if you would,
A blinged up, cartoon gangster
In a real tough pixel ‘hood.
He was tough as tough could be,
With chains and pixel rings,
You can see him from ten miles away
with all that bling!
But one thing was causing problems for
This blinged up ghetto brother,
One thing that made him stand right out
From every single other…
He wanted to be hard as nails,
Top dog and feared by all…
But it’s hard to be so fearsome
When you’re less than three feet tall!
The other brothers laughed at him,
The sisters weren’t so keen,
Midget gangstas never got to date
The ghetto queen!
He wondered what he ought to do,
To make the others fear him,
He wanted them to run away
As soon as they got near him!
And then one day, quite suddenly,
His answer came to mind!
He’d simply go and get more bling
And make the others blind!
And he can be yours to own! Go round the grid in ghetto style with this tiny cartoon gangsta avatar. 0.8m tall and comes with a sounds and animations HUD.
Visit Screwball in world on our very own cartoon sim by clicking here.
You can pick the avie up there or from XStreetSL by clicking here.
Also available in blue.
In some pixel forest,
On some pixel sim somewhere,
Was a tiny little blue man,
And all he did was hang out there.
Some said he looked just like a Smurf,
But what was rather strange,
Was the fact he did not act like one.
Some thought he was deranged!
He hung around that forest,
Dressed in black from toe to head,
He’d say odd things to people
But much worse than what he said…
Was the way he’d wait any girls,
Princesses or cleaners,
Then he’d pull his pixel coat aside
And show them all his weener!!!
There was a little fella
Born and raised upon that turf,
Inhabited by those folk
That we probably know as Smurfs.
Indeed he was a true Smurf,
Born and bred, right through and through,
But one day something happened
And I swear, this story’s true!
He was listening to the radio
When on came this brand new band,
They had drums, guitars and screaming girls,
Oh my, they sounded grand.
He felt a sudden desperate urge,
To take off his pure white hat,
And swap it for a mohawk,
Well, the Smurfs did not like that!
They told him he must stop this,
That a Smurf had to behave,
That mohawk’s weren’t for Smurf folk,
Nor were rock n’ roll n’ raves!
He picked his new guitar up
And he landed them a shocker,
When he walked out of the village,
Singing ‘I’m a Smurfy rocker.’
Once upon a pixel time,
In outer pixel space,
Was the smallest little alien,
With the cutest smiley face.
With big green ears and cheesy grin,
And mini hands and feet,
He was the shortest little alien
That you would ever meet.
All the other aliens,
Were gobsmacked at this sight,
Was he really one of them
With such a lack of height?
One day one of them said to him,
‘Please listen and be true,
How is it you’re so small?
What sort of thing are you?’
‘I really am an alien,’
The little guy replied,
‘But I do have a confession,’
And he looked ahead and sighed.
‘My Mother was an Alien,’
Born upon this very turf.
But, the truth is, I’m the love child,
Of the famous Papa Smurf.’
Once upon a pixel time,
Imagine, if you would,
A blinged up, cartoon gangster
In a real tough pixel ‘hood.
He was tough as tough could be,
With chains and pixel rings,
You can see him from ten miles away
with all that bling!
But one thing was causing problems for
This blinged up ghetto brother,
One thing that made him stand right out
From every single other…
He wanted to be hard as nails,
Top dog and feared by all…
But it’s hard to be so fearsome
When you’re less than three feet tall!
The other brothers laughed at him,
The sisters weren’t so keen,
Midget gangstas never got to date
The ghetto queen!
He wondered what he ought to do,
To make the others fear him,
He wanted them to run away
As soon as they got near him!
And then one day, quite suddenly,
His answer came to mind!
He’d simply go and get more bling
And make the others blind!
And he can be yours to own! Go round the grid in ghetto style with this tiny cartoon gangsta avatar. 0.8m tall and comes with a sounds and animations HUD.
Visit Screwball in world on our very own cartoon sim by clicking here.
You can pick the avie up there or from XStreetSL by clicking here.
Also available in blue.
Once upon a pixel field,
A very different cow!
Who walked and stood and ran around,
On two hind legs, somehow.
She thought she was a human,
So the farmer sat her down,
And said the time had come for her
To stop clowning around.
“You really are a cow,” he said.
“Use four legs, not just two!
Eat the grass and stand around
And do what cows should do!”
The farmer came to milk her,
But she stood upright in that place,
And she loaded up her udders
And shot milk right in his face!
A very different cow!
Who walked and stood and ran around,
On two hind legs, somehow.
She thought she was a human,
So the farmer sat her down,
And said the time had come for her
To stop clowning around.
“You really are a cow,” he said.
“Use four legs, not just two!
Eat the grass and stand around
And do what cows should do!”
The farmer came to milk her,
But she stood upright in that place,
And she loaded up her udders
And shot milk right in his face!
In some pixel forest,
On some pixel sim somewhere,
Was a tiny little blue man,
And all he did was hang out there.
Some said he looked just like a Smurf,
But what was rather strange,
Was the fact he did not act like one.
Some thought he was deranged!
He hung around that forest,
Dressed in black from toe to head,
He’d say odd things to people
But much worse than what he said…
Was the way he’d wait any girls,
Princesses or cleaners,
Then he’d pull his pixel coat aside
And show them all his weener!!!
There was a little fella
Born and raised upon that turf,
Inhabited by those folk
That we probably know as Smurfs.
Indeed he was a true Smurf,
Born and bred, right through and through,
But one day something happened
And I swear, this story’s true!
He was listening to the radio
When on came this brand new band,
They had drums, guitars and screaming girls,
Oh my, they sounded grand.
He felt a sudden desperate urge,
To take off his pure white hat,
And swap it for a mohawk,
Well, the Smurfs did not like that!
They told him he must stop this,
That a Smurf had to behave,
That mohawk’s weren’t for Smurf folk,
Nor were rock n’ roll n’ raves!
He picked his new guitar up
And he landed them a shocker,
When he walked out of the village,
Singing ‘I’m a Smurfy rocker.’
Once upon a pixel time,
In outer pixel space,
Was the smallest little alien,
With the cutest smiley face.
With big green ears and cheesy grin,
And mini hands and feet,
He was the shortest little alien
That you would ever meet.
All the other aliens,
Were gobsmacked at this sight,
Was he really one of them
With such a lack of height?
One day one of them said to him,
‘Please listen and be true,
How is it you’re so small?
What sort of thing are you?’
‘I really am an alien,’
The little guy replied,
‘But I do have a confession,’
And he looked ahead and sighed.
‘My Mother was an Alien,’
Born upon this very turf.
But, the truth is, I’m the love child,
Of the famous Papa Smurf.’
There was a little devil
With a big smile on his face,
Whose lack of evil wishes
Made him very out of place.
He went to school for Devils
Where they tried to make him mean,
They tried to make him evil
But the fella wasn’t keen!
They tried to stop him smiling,
But whenever he was seen,
He was certain to be beaming
With his big, wide cheesy grin.
His teacher kept him back one day,
And asked, ‘Why don’t you yearn,
To be evil like the others.
You won’t even try to learn.’
He said, ‘I do not wish to be
An awful, evil brute.
The reason is, that I have learnt,
The chicks prefer us cute!’
With a big smile on his face,
Whose lack of evil wishes
Made him very out of place.
He went to school for Devils
Where they tried to make him mean,
They tried to make him evil
But the fella wasn’t keen!
They tried to stop him smiling,
But whenever he was seen,
He was certain to be beaming
With his big, wide cheesy grin.
His teacher kept him back one day,
And asked, ‘Why don’t you yearn,
To be evil like the others.
You won’t even try to learn.’
He said, ‘I do not wish to be
An awful, evil brute.
The reason is, that I have learnt,
The chicks prefer us cute!’
There was a pixel scientist,
Who had a pixel plan,
He was going to cross and clone,
A Smurf, a cat and man!
All his Science buddies
Thought his plan was kinda lame,
But he locked himself up in his lab
And tried it all the same.
With ears and tails and skin so blue,
So much from which to choose,
The hardest part was knowing
What to keep and what to lose!
Days and weeks and months went by,
In fact, almost a year,
Many thought the guy was dead,
When one day he appeared.
And by his side, a tiny guy,
Blue with tail and ears!
Everyone around was stunned,
Including all his peers!
‘What the heck is that?’ they shrieked,
‘What on this sweet Earth?’
‘This,’ the Scientist answered,
‘Is a mini Neko Smurf!’
There was a pixel scientist,
Who had a pixel plan,
He was going to cross and clone,
A Smurf, a cat and man!
All his Science buddies
Thought his plan was kinda lame,
But he locked himself up in his lab
And tried it all the same.
With ears and tails and skin so blue,
So much from which to choose,
The hardest part was knowing
What to keep and what to lose!
Days and weeks and months went by,
In fact, almost a year,
Many thought the guy was dead,
When one day he appeared.
And by his side, a tiny guy,
Blue with tail and ears!
Everyone around was stunned,
Including all his peers!
‘What the heck is that?’ they shrieked,
‘What on this sweet Earth?’
‘This,’ the Scientist answered,
‘Is a mini Neko Smurf!’
Let us tell you about this little fella!
There was once a real tiny guy,
Maybe known as Smurf to you and I,
But inspired by that flick,
Where Depp gets the chick,
Started wearing a patch on his eye!
He started to say things like ‘aaarrr,’
He bought a new ship, sold his car,
Wore an odd hat for leisure,
Started looking for treasure
So inspired was he by that film star.
So one day his blue friends said, ‘Look here,
This behaviour is all very queer!
Papa’s not pleased,
Really thinks you should leave,’
And the lil’ guy let out a huge cheer.
He took his friends’ hands and he shook,
Then he left with an ecstatic look!
Took himself out to sea,
Just as pleased as could be
And he swapped his right hand for a hook.
Let us tell you about this little fella!
There was once a real tiny guy,
Maybe known as Smurf to you and I,
But inspired by that flick,
Where Depp gets the chick,
Started wearing a patch on his eye!
He started to say things like ‘aaarrr,’
He bought a new ship, sold his car,
Wore an odd hat for leisure,
Started looking for treasure
So inspired was he by that film star.
So one day his blue friends said, ‘Look here,
This behaviour is all very queer!
Papa’s not pleased,
Really thinks you should leave,’
And the lil’ guy let out a huge cheer.
He took his friends’ hands and he shook,
Then he left with an ecstatic look!
Took himself out to sea,
Just as pleased as could be
And he swapped his right hand for a hook.
Friday, July 13, 2012
Star Fish Hunt For Ladies July 15th last day
Hurry!
Wearing Free Group Gift Skin (Julia) from Al Vulo Free to Join but you must join doing an inworld search and join from there.
http://slurl.com/secondlife/ReMix%20Yo%20LIfe/176/160/135
Wearing Free Entrapment Purple Top, Plowwies
bracelets, Necklace and Sandals, Adriana Pants.
All at the Starfish Hunt
Look for and click on the yellow star fish throughout the sim
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Old%20Europe/55/171/23
Alli&Ali Hair I am wearing named, Rainmaker Hair Shiny Brown.
I think it's a guy voting gift but I always pick up the guy gifts too.
Must be a group
member to pick up the 4 gifts.
Group Join is free.
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Wonderland%20Beach/118/128/23
Second
Look Polka Dotted Annette Outfit Star Fish Hunt
@
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Old%20Europe/55/171/23
Tuesday, July 10, 2012
Free Places To Shop At
eStyle Paris Free Skin and ShapeStyle 17 on Lucky Chair
(Bring your friends because chair takes 1 hour to change letters. Time goes faster when chatting with friends)
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Healing%20Waters/167/126/24
Vignette Lots of Cute Free Shoes (olive booties my avi is wearing)
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Vignette/123/123/58
The Skin my avi has on is a free one from eStyle Paris Lucky Chair
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Healing%20Waters/167/126/24
Hucci Join Update Group for monthly Dress.I got the olive green dress my avatar is wearing above as well as the lemon dress below. (At different times of course. Hucci sends your dress to you)
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Luck%20Inc%202/68/214/22
Analog Dog Free Hair 5 colors (Click on the Clear Ball for hair my avatar is wearing) http://slurl.com/secondlife/Analog%20Dog%20Hair/157/121/981
Gabriel. Join (Click on each of the items I am standing in front of on the board)
http://slurl.com/secondlife/GABRIEL/122/171/24
Gabriel. Behind the photo wall of males at Tia You can win a photo studio on the lucky letter board (changes every 10 mins) http://slurl.com/secondlife/GABRIEL/39/106/24
Gabriel. Past and behind the wall of female photos at Agapee.
Get 3 free poses on the center wall under the stairs http://slurl.com/secondlife/GABRIEL/184/104/23
Crickets Free Gift and Lucky Letter Board with Group Join http://slurl.com/secondlife/B%20Dazzled%20Island/113/59/31
WomenStuff Lounge always has lots of free clothing but join group first
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Maverick%20Design/195/173/21
Alli&Alli Free Voting Hair with Group Join and 2 Free on front desk
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Wonderland%20Beach/118/128/23
Womens Change Room to open your gifts and try on your clothing
http://slurl.com/secondlife/Midnight%20Legacy/54/22/1501
My Many Female Avatars
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